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WELCOME TO THE BREAD ZONE

You were not supposed to find this website.
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THE PROPHECY

In the year 2047, all bread became self-aware. Croissants demanded taxes. Bagels achieved flight. Garlic bread became the supreme ruler of humanity.

FORBIDDEN BREAD FACTS

Bread can smell fear.
Every loaf has a hidden agenda.
Toast is just bread after character development.
The moon is technically a giant dinner roll.
Sourdough starters know your secrets.
Never trust a baguette after midnight.

WARNING

DO NOT FEED THE WEBSITE AFTER DARK.

Last time somebody did, the bread learned JavaScript.